What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

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What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6