What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

90 Degree Jokes More 90 Degree Jokes

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

Hou Jokes More Hou Jokes

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka