What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

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What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

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Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

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What do you call James Bond in the bathtub?

Bubble-0-7

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.