What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

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What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

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What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

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What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.