What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

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What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

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What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

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How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

What do you throw to a drowning banjo player?

His mandolin.

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Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.