Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!
Art.
He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.
He always leaves you hanging
Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"
I herd that.
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C
One has a d where the other doesn't.
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Because we turn them on. / /
