Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's Jesus' favorite car?

A Christler.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black