What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

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What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

How do you make one girl disappear?

just add a G and now she's gone.

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What do you feed an invisible cat?

A: Evaporated milk.

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk