What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

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What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

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Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

How do you make one girl disappear?

just add a G and now she's gone.

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What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

What do you get from an invisible cow?

Evaporated milk!