What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Where do football directors go when they are fed up ?

The bored room !

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What are you thinking of?

He says: "Nothing." and disappears.

Why are magicians always sad?

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What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

What do you feed an invisible cat?

A: Evaporated milk.