What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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Who was the funniest Communist?

Roflmao

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

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How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?