Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

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What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho

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Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.