How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

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What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.