What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

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Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

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How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

Why are all Blackberry workers so bad at basketball?

Because the always hit the RIM!

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.