What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

What does basketball have?

l l l l l The Blacks.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!