What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Portrait Jokes More Portrait Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.