What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

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Why don't robots have brothers?

Because they all have trans-sisters

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

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Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

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Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.