Boxer Jokes

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.

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Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

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Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

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What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

What is the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

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How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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Why do black people despise environmental studies?

A:Cause they always get hung up on trees.

What do you get hanging from orange trees?

Sore arms.

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Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.