Boxer Jokes

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.

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Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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To get to the dark side...

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

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It's your dad.

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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Who's there Boo!! Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

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The punchlines are too long.

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

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Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

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What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.