What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

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What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

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What do you call a bicycle made just for grandpas?

A popsicle!

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !