What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

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How many chemicals are crack?

Lets get this done in one sitting.

What are the chemicals in a midget's body that make them happy?

En-dwarf-ins