What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

What do you call a circus full of mean people?

A jerkus.

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.