What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Who's there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ?

Bossy just fired me !

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's North America's most famous red wine?

Give back our land!

Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof !

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What's the difference between A circus and a brothel?

One has a cunning array of stunts..

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.