What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !

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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

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Where do fleas go to surf?

A: To the microwave.

How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

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What are you doing on your phone?

Bugs Bunny replies, "Eh, Whatsapp Doc."

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!