What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

Jelly Jokes More Jelly Jokes

What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

Wobble Jokes More Wobble Jokes

What wobbles as it flies?

A: A jelly-copter.

What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.