Jelly Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

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Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

Zucchini Jokes More Zucchini Jokes

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

squash*

Midwest Jokes More Midwest Jokes

Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb : jelly ratio in the midwest!

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

Wobble Jokes More Wobble Jokes

What wobbles as it flies?

A: A jelly-copter.

What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

Paper Jam Jokes More Paper Jam Jokes

What kind of music does a printer make?

A paper jam.

What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party?

A paper jam

Jelly Bean Jokes More Jelly Bean Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.