Jelly Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

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What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Midwest Jokes More Midwest Jokes

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb : jelly ratio in the midwest!

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What is red and dangerous ?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Google Maps Jokes More Google Maps Jokes

What do you call the version of google maps without pac man?

Pac Man-free Ver.

How do you make apple jelly?

google maps.

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.