You can make a pet out of a snake !
If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.
After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.
Antihissssstamines!
He had reptile dysfunction.
That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"
What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)
A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!
