What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !

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A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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England gets off scott-free.

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Why don't snakes like Vitamin C?

Because it's an anti-hisstamine.

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M'ladybug

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Headmaster Jokes More Headmaster Jokes

What do you call someone with a large head?

The headmaster.

What have you been doing?

Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.

Poisonous Snake Jokes More Poisonous Snake Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !