When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

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How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

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Bubble-0-7

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How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

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When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?

A dirty kid !