What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

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What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

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Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.