What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

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What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

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What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

How many tries does it take to get to the front page?

A LOT.

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What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ?

Where in earth have you been !

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What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.