Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
Your calves.
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
Allahu Ackbar!**
They turn the stool upside down
He wanted to get a long little doggy
So he could "get a long little doggy".
the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.
Because he was always out standing in his field.
For the Sallad
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
The Nintendo Wii-Tard
Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u
He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.
The Dallas Cowboys