What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

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Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

Nintendo Jokes More Nintendo Jokes

What console did Nintendo make for special ed kids?

The Nintendo Wii-Tard

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

A: Pittsburg Steelers

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys