A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
Bury a blonde.
Not enough cement
reasons unknown
It saw a pikachu across the street.
He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.
Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body
A pit bull coming back from the playground.
Border Collie