What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

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Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

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How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

Pit Bull Jokes More Pit Bull Jokes

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Border Collie Jokes More Border Collie Jokes

What does Arizona name Colorado?

Border Collie

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.