What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows go from one town to another?

they cowmmute.

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

A: Moo.

History Jokes More History Jokes

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.