Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

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History Jokes More History Jokes

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow