Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

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What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

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Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."