What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

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Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

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What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist?

I got a filling, woo-hoo!"

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates