Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates
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Socrates
The Y.
By November, they will have both picked their poison.
A flossopher!
Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)
He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.
She thought the apple was poisoned.
Umbros
When Jesus went up for the cross.
He didn't understand Flossophy!
He was made out of Plato
A kid who loves halalpenos
It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.
Where's pop corn
Arman.
A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!
A clockshund!
He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
When it's pure bread.
Because it goes right out of your head.
Tooth-Hurty
