What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

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What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

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What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.