What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

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Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.