What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.