What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!