How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

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Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

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How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

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Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.