What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What is the most up-voted comment of all time?

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Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

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Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

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What will it be!?

The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone!"

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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How did the snow man get to school?

He took his icicle

How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.