What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What's the difference between Texas and Russia?

One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.