What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

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Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

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Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

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What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Why did the raging alcoholic throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila