Rage Jokes

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

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What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

Why did the raging alcoholic throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.

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Long Face Jokes More Long Face Jokes

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

Speaker Jokes More Speaker Jokes

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has 50 legs but cant walk ?

Half a centipede !

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's brown ans sticky???

a stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.