Rage Jokes

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

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What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

Why did the raging alcoholic throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.

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Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

King Jokes More King Jokes

What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.