What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee. I'll see myself out.

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.