What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's long and stylish and full of cats?

The Easter Purrade!

What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese cameraman?

Phil Ming

What do you call a confused Chinese guy?

Wong Wei