What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture?

A zhuologist

Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!