Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !

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You grabbit.

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So she could say Hello from the outside.

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Alt+Right

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Just order them without liver."

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Hodor! Hodor!"

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Because the bar was rattled !

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Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !

What part of a football ground is never the same ?

The changing rooms !