Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ?

Bones upon a time... !