What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What animal is the moodiest?

A Bi-Polar Bear.

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood