What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

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What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

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What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood