What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

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Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple