What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.