What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!" ?

A dog with a hair lip

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

What do you call an animal that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

Duh Jokes More Duh Jokes

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Why are so many racist jokes about black people?

Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.