What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

Duh Jokes More Duh Jokes

What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!