What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

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Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

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What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Vinegar Jokes More Vinegar Jokes

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What do you call a black guy who puts on a guy fawkes mask?

A Vinegar.