What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

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How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

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What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Why don't you see blonde pharmacists?

They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Vinegar Jokes More Vinegar Jokes

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !