What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape