What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What is faster than a black person with your TV ?

His brother with your DVD player.

What is the difference between a black person and a bench?

One can support a family of four.