What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What do you call a black person with a PHD?

A Doctor you racist!

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.