Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

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What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops