Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Previous Random Joke Next

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

Where do muslim terrorists go when they die?

INTO BUILDINGS

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Top Jokes More Top Jokes

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !