What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..