What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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What's that one room zombies can never enter?

the LIVING room

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

Kentucky Derby Jokes More Kentucky Derby Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Bookie Jokes More Bookie Jokes

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.