What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

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Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

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What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

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What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!