What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

Gas Money Jokes More Gas Money Jokes

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!