What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Gas Money Jokes More Gas Money Jokes

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!