What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Gas Money Jokes More Gas Money Jokes

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!