Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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They always steal the green cards.

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An Ester Bond

What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

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Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

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Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

Why does the Mexican guy takes xanax?

For hispanic attacks...