Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

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How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.