Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.