Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.