How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

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How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.