Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

What do the song "Dixie Chicken" and a Klansman have in common?

You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Compare Jokes More Compare Jokes

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

Da Rude Sandstorm Jokes More Da Rude Sandstorm Jokes

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

What do you call a sandstorm that won't go away?

Da rude sandstorm